Humors~~~

I would like to share a few humorous phases which I received from my dear friend Jxxx..I found them very interesting and maybe they could also brighten up your mood...

SARCACTIC:An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.A teenager sat down
next to him.He had spiked hair that are red,orange,yellow,green,blue
and voilet.
The old man stared..Whenever the teen looked,the old man was
staring.
Finally,the teenager said sarcastically:"What's the matter,old
boy,never done anything wild in your life?"
Without missing a beat,the old man replied:"Got drunk once and had
sex with a peacock. Just wondering if you were my son."

SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight...

YAWN: The only time that some married men ever get to open their mouth..

BOSS:Someone who is early when you are late,and late when you are early...

LIFE INSURANCE: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die
RICH...

DOCTOR: A person who kills your illness with pills,and kills you by bills...

MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a
woman gains her masters...

Let's just take these humorous phases with a light heart..and not get annoyed..ya...(^.^)

Funny Jokes ~~~~

My sister send some funny jokes from the web to me and I would like to share them with all of you...so funny.....


A young Chinese girl going on her 1st date, her mother warned her...
"First he kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; then he want to go on top. You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our family name"
Next day, girl told Mom, "Everything happen exactly as you predicted. I didn't allow him to go on top so I went on top and disgraced his family"


A white couple had a black baby...
The husband doesn't believe that it's his baby.
Husband: Why the baby black?
Wife: You hot, I hot, baby burnt..!

Wife: "Honey, what are you looking for?'
Husband: "Nothing.
Wife: "Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?
Husband:" I was looking for the expiry date!"

Boy: Mom, why am I black and you are white?
Mom: Listen Son, considering all the crazy things I did years ago, you should be thankful that you are not barking!!!

Hahahahaa......