I would like to share a few humorous phases which I received from my dear friend Jxxx..I found them very interesting and maybe they could also brighten up your mood...

SARCACTIC:An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.A teenager sat down
next to him.He had spiked hair that are red,orange,yellow,green,blue
and voilet.
The old man stared..Whenever the teen looked,the old man was
staring.
Finally,the teenager said sarcastically:"What's the matter,old
boy,never done anything wild in your life?"
Without missing a beat,the old man replied:"Got drunk once and had
sex with a peacock. Just wondering if you were my son."

SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight...

YAWN: The only time that some married men ever get to open their mouth..

BOSS:Someone who is early when you are late,and late when you are early...

LIFE INSURANCE: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die
RICH...

DOCTOR: A person who kills your illness with pills,and kills you by bills...

MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a
woman gains her masters...

Let's just take these humorous phases with a light heart..and not get annoyed..ya...(^.^)

7 comments:

Tau Sar Phneah said...

wahaha..funny..especially the peacock wan..

jepunlauee said...

haha,si lor,if he had sex wit an ape,maybe come out is an apeman...hahahah...

- tony - said...

hahaha, some jokes does make the day. peacock is cool.

sting said...

that's so farnee! love the peacock one too...

Kikey said...

i like the peacock story... haha... :D

jepunlauee said...

hahaha..glad you all like it...(^.^)

Piggy said...

Oh...i like the first one......ha ha