Cigarette Name story
I am Peter Stuyvesant
I have two friends, Benson and Hedges
I came from the city of Marlboro,
In the Salem high country
I Always carry a Mild Seven
I rode on a White Horse
Going to Kingsway in Kent
It was Lucky Strike I fell in love
With the daughter of Master Duke
Her name Was YSL
We got married by Perillys , the priest
We checked in at the house of Dunhill
And booked into room number 555
I laid her on the bed made of Gold Leaf
I played with her two Matterhorns
When I poked in my Rothmans King Size
She cried in delight, "You are a Rough Rider !!!"
You are riding like a mad Camel
When I asked her if she is satisfied
She answered" I want MORE! !!!"
Then suddenly she turned around and asked me if I want to
enter her Gudang Garam.
She said... depan belakang puas, barulah SAMPOERNA!!!!!

3 comments:

Piggy said...

Wah..ka ka ka.....so funny....

jepunlauee said...

kekeke..I also almost fall off my chair when I read it...dame funny...

Kikey said...

wah... all the rokok brand!! haha.. :D