I found this in the web,they are so funnnnyyy...and I wish to share it with you all...
This is Malaysia-and u should know...
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS: Ajinomoto
NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD: Maggie Mee
NATIONAL BREAKFAST: Nasi Lemak
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:Traffic Jam
NATIONAL APHRODISTIAC DRINK: Stout.Many Malaysian men swear by it.But then after a few pints,they start swearing at everything...
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN) :Food Poisoning.
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN): Menstrual Pain.
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX : Headache,kids not asleep,maid not asleep,mother-in-law around,food not digested yet,aircond not cold enough,forgot to take the pill,sleepy,stomachcramps,period,depress,no mood,ect...
NATIONAL EXCUSE GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX: None.Malaysian men never refuse sex.
NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES :Panadol.The "cure for all".If it fails we have another secret weapon " TigerBalm".
NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP : Anywhere.As long as it is not your house.
NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUCED NAME : Carrefour.Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!
NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:Pineapple
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6 comments:
hhahah funny lah.. so true also
yalor... i agree...... haha..... dame funny
funny and very very true
hahaha, i like the one excuse for being late, always jam jam jam... colleague always use that and illness for taking mc for men, my colleague just back to work after 2 days MC on food poisoining. WAKAKAKAKAKA.
haha... very funny, especially you mentioned that "All Malaysian Mens never refuse for SEX"... thats was damn funny & true also... hehe :p
goosh! this is malaysians
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