I found this in the web,they are so funnnnyyy...and I wish to share it with you all...
This is Malaysia-and u should know...

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS: Ajinomoto

NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD: Maggie Mee

NATIONAL BREAKFAST: Nasi Lemak

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:Traffic Jam

NATIONAL APHRODISTIAC DRINK: Stout.Many Malaysian men swear by it.But then after a few pints,they start swearing at everything...

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN) :Food Poisoning.

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN): Menstrual Pain.

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX : Headache,kids not asleep,maid not asleep,mother-in-law around,food not digested yet,aircond not cold enough,forgot to take the pill,sleepy,stomachcramps,period,depress,no mood,ect...

NATIONAL EXCUSE GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX: None.Malaysian men never refuse sex.

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES :Panadol.The "cure for all".If it fails we have another secret weapon " TigerBalm".

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP : Anywhere.As long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUCED NAME : Carrefour.Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:Pineapple



6 comments:

Constance Chan said...

hhahah funny lah.. so true also

K3ViN said...

yalor... i agree...... haha..... dame funny

dhammaworld said...

funny and very very true

Dragon said...

hahaha, i like the one excuse for being late, always jam jam jam... colleague always use that and illness for taking mc for men, my colleague just back to work after 2 days MC on food poisoining. WAKAKAKAKAKA.

David said...

haha... very funny, especially you mentioned that "All Malaysian Mens never refuse for SEX"... thats was damn funny & true also... hehe :p

Joze Foo said...

goosh! this is malaysians