Found this funny joke from the web~I just want to share with you all~~~~
AS A WOMAN PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. OPENING THE DOOR, SHE SAW HER DAUGHTER WITH A VIBRATOR.SHOCKED, SHE ASKED: "WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?"THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: "MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE."
THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR. UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE SAW HIS DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR.TO HIS QUERY AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER SAID: "DAD I'M THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE."

A COUPLE DAYS LATER, THE WIFE CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP, PLACED THE GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM, OF ALL PLACES, THE LIVING ROOM. SHE ENTERED THAT AREA AND SAW HER HUSBAND SITTING ON THE COUCH, DOWNING A COLD BEER, AND STARING AT THE TV.THE VIBRATOR WAS NEXT TO HIM ON THE COUCH, BUZZING LIKE CRAZY.THE WIFE ASKED: "WHAT THE *Fxxx* ARE YOU DOING?"
THE HUSBAND REPLIED: "I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH MY SON-IN-LAW.

8 comments:

lor mee said...

ka ka ka ....funny la

Joze Foo said...

ahahahahhahaha... very funny...thanks for sharing

David (AKK) said...

wah lao eh.... so funny... lol... adoi... i laugh untill "thiu kin" liao... haha :D

K3ViN said...

haha dame funny... like tat also can haha

Constance Chan said...

hahah its really farny ler

Lao Garfield said...

kelakarnya..... :D

Sue said...

Muahahaha..JPLE hoe liao..

s|lence said...

hahaha. so son-in-law is a vibrator, daughter in law is what?