Funny nice jokes...

I found some funny nice jokes which I would like to share with all of you...

I wrote your name on the sand,it got wash away
I wrote your name in the air,it got blown away,then
I wrote your name in my heart and
I got heart attack .....

God saw me hungry,he created pizza
He saw me thirsty,he created pepsi
He saw me in the dark,he created light
He saw me without probelms, he created you.....

When your life is in darkness,
pray to god,ask him to free you from darkness
and if after you pray,and you're still in darkness,
please pay your electricity bill...