Malaysian National Excuse

I found this in the web,they are so funnnnyyy...and I wish to share it with you all...
This is Malaysia-and u should know...

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS: Ajinomoto

NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD: Maggie Mee

NATIONAL BREAKFAST: Nasi Lemak

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:Traffic Jam

NATIONAL APHRODISTIAC DRINK: Stout.Many Malaysian men swear by it.But then after a few pints,they start swearing at everything...

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN) :Food Poisoning.

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN): Menstrual Pain.

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX : Headache,kids not asleep,maid not asleep,mother-in-law around,food not digested yet,aircond not cold enough,forgot to take the pill,sleepy,stomachcramps,period,depress,no mood,ect...

NATIONAL EXCUSE GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX: None.Malaysian men never refuse sex.

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES :Panadol.The "cure for all".If it fails we have another secret weapon " TigerBalm".

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP : Anywhere.As long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUCED NAME : Carrefour.Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION：Pineapple

FUNNY PHOTOS

Here are a few funny and interesting photos ,which I would like to share with you all....

I laughed until my tummy pain,but I guess this is what we mean by our slogan..MALAYSIA BOLEH...

HaHAHaaaaa.....

Part 2 of our dog's fate~~~

Before I write anything here,please let me show you a photo of "Kyoro",a special request by Taugeh...

After the old man death was confirmed,the police and the old man's son came to our house.

The police told us that our dog do not have rabies,the cause of death was loss of blood and the old man's flesh was mauled by our dog.

The old man 's son demanded 2 conditions:a compensation of 1000 man yen(about RG350 thousand) and for our dog to be put to death.

My daughter cried and pleaded with him,not to kill our dog.Then my sister in law offer to adopt our dog.My husband agreed to pay him the compensation,and his heart(old man's son) might have soften abit,coz he agreed to let the dog live,but he must be taken out of our house within 24 hours.

Today,I have a strange and lonely feeling when I came back from work.Kyoro would always shake his tail and be very excited to greet me when I arrive home,but today ,everything was so quite...hmmmmm...

Our family's dog's fate~~~

On october 11,our family's dog.."kyoro" agressively bite our neighbour,who is an old man,when the leashes on our dog came loose.The old man used to beat our dog when it was a puppy,when it went over to play with the old man 's dog.We don't really know what happen that day,maybe that old man might have try to beat our dog again when it leashes boke loose,and it went to play with our neighbour's dog again.
It's seem that our dog tears the old man hand's and legs flesh to pieces,and he was found unconcious.The ambulance took him away,he was okay yesterday morning when my husband
went to visit him,but later in the evening,he passed away...
I was so surprise later in the evening ,a patrol car with 3 policeman arrive,they took photos of our dog.
They told us the dog might be put to sleep if after the investigation,it is found that our dog is in the wrong... Our neighbour also demanded a big compensation from us..for the death of the old man...
The funny thing is our dog cried whole night last night,as if she know about her fate...coz it is the first time,our dog howls in such a sad way~~~
I feel so pity for our dog and the old man~~~Hmmmm....

Funny nice jokes...

I found some funny nice jokes which I would like to share with all of you...

I wrote your name on the sand,it got wash away
I wrote your name in the air,it got blown away,then
I wrote your name in my heart and
I got heart attack .....

God saw me hungry,he created pizza
He saw me thirsty,he created pepsi
He saw me in the dark,he created light
He saw me without probelms, he created you.....

When your life is in darkness,
pray to god,ask him to free you from darkness
and if after you pray,and you're still in darkness,
please pay your electricity bill...

Honey Shop

This a shop that sells all types of honey.I always thought honey is only plain bee's honey,but in this shop,they mix the honey into different flavours.There are honey with blueberries flavours,stawberries flavour,rose flavour and many others types of flavours.I particulary like this shop'S design,it reminds me of a fairytale goblins house.When I visit this honey shop,I can feel like I am in the enchanted land,hahahaa..still inside my heart,have a fairy's fantasy...

Funny things people do....

I found these amusing things on my way back from work.I wonder why these people put these manniquien's head,on the rice fields,to scare away the birds.But I think it would be very eerie to walk pass this field at night.
The next photo is the persimmons orchard.Here the owner,put up funny flags to scare away the birds.But it also reminds me of Dragon Ah Leng's "kong tao" story,about his neighbour who put up,that "kong tao's hu" on top of the tree..hehehe..

my work place..my resturant..

This is the matsutake(mushroom rice) set..the mushroom have a strong nice fragrance....